I am convinced that orchids understand human speech and listen to our conversations, so that when they're alone they can discuss us in great detail, wagging their dainty tongues in merriment over our unimaginative monochromatic coloring, our inability to cling to trees, and our hilarious attempts at attracting pollinators.
Friday, September 11, 2009
The orchid people
I am convinced that orchids understand human speech and listen to our conversations, so that when they're alone they can discuss us in great detail, wagging their dainty tongues in merriment over our unimaginative monochromatic coloring, our inability to cling to trees, and our hilarious attempts at attracting pollinators.
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Ah yes, "The Orchid People." I remember watching it at the drive-in one cool August night, in a terrifying double feature with "Bride of Tulip Man." Trips to the local botanical gardens were never the same again.
You are much braver than I am. I can't even watch a Venus Flytrap eat dinner.
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