Friday, May 15, 2009

Laws of planetary motion

If I lived on Mars, I'd only be 25 years old. I wouldn't need reading glasses and I'd never have to wear shoes. I could eat ice cream every single day and never gain a pound.

3 comments:

itzktb said...

I'll have the U-Haul 'round back in an hour!

Jeevan said...

"...never gain a pound." As opposed to your currently morbidly obese weight of 85 pounds...soaking wet.

Tai said...

Shhh...you're going to blow my cover. In order to be accepted by the Earthlings one must pretend to share their relentless fixation with weight.