Tuesday, May 13, 2008

How to exorcise your literary demons

When I was eleven I read The Exorcist; everyone was reading it. By the time I turned the last page I was paralyzed with terror. It wasn't just the story that scared me; the book itself felt like a repository of evil. I was too frightened to throw it away—I thought it might retaliate. So I put it on my bookshelf and I placed two of my favorite books, Black Beauty and Island of the Blue Dolphins, on either side. These books were filled with goodness, courage and light. I believed they would neutralize the sinister forces emanating from The Exorcist's glowing black and green spine, and so they did.

3 comments:

CJGallegos said...

At least you found a healthy solution. I would have buried the evil book in my bedsprings and quivered in terror for the next 5 years.

TheElementary said...

Oh, I love this. Such hopefulness, and of course I love books.
I once had a horrible book in my possession- not about anything evil but a badly written novel. I swear it gave it away or threw it out ten times and yet it would turn up on my shelf again and again, even when we moved.
Finally I got rid of it. I haven't seen it since ;)
This is a great post.

Tai said...

Elementary, my dear: A badly written novel is its own kind of evil. I suspect you haven't seen the last of that book.

Coop, you subscribe to the "Keep your good books close, but keep your bad books closer" philosophy?